I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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