Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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