I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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