4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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