Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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