I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We left the knife in your bed.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Who put my cat in the fridge?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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