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I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
We don't watch enough power rangers
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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