she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize