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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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