i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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