My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize