It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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