I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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