Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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