school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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