I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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