It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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