i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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