oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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