i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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