That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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