with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
