I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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