real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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