It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Someone shattered a urinal.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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