i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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