I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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