i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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