too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I have tasted many bathrooms
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