counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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