remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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