just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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