Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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