I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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