we're blogging at a bar
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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