There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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