That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch