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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party

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• (909): View more from California

  Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch

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