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Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.

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You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal

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(312): Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight. (773): You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal http://tfl.nu/9vmu

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he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.

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you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.

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(847): he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants. (1-847): you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him. http://tfl.nu/yg4d

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(480): View more from Arizona

is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.

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(480): is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state. http://tfl.nu/3rqa

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(818): View more from California

I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.

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(818): I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got. http://tfl.nu/vmp4

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(207): View more from Maine

so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you

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(207): so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you http://tfl.nu/yn2g

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(315): View more from New York

We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same

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(315): We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same http://tfl.nu/yvn7

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(417): View more from Missouri

My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.

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(417): My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys. http://tfl.nu/a4t1

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(925): View more from California

she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys

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(925): she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys http://tfl.nu/nc2y

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(856): View more from New Jersey

There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.

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(856): There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened. http://tfl.nu/ncfk

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(818): View more from California

Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...

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(818): Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth... http://tfl.nu/7gxw

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(226): View more from Ontario

I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.

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(226): I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience. http://tfl.nu/aa3x

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(+61): View more from Australia

I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"

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(+61): I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer" http://tfl.nu/7qtl

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(425): View more from Washington

I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.

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(425): I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking. http://tfl.nu/k8z0

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.

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(337): Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work. http://tfl.nu/3b5u

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(574): View more from Indiana

I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN

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(574): I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN http://tfl.nu/b0a5

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