talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe