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• (206): View more from Washington

  remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?

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  neither do i

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life

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• (817): View more from Texas

  they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life

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• (239): View more from Florida

  No I am not eating basil off your cock

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• (510): View more from California

  I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter

  (323): View more from California

  yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...

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• (516): View more from New York

  I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.

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