windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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