that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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