I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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