he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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