i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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