I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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