No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
only you would photoshop your dick
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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