"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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