Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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