guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
