Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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