thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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