no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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