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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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