If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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