with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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