Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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