Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
vagina is talking i cant
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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