He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I believe in your delicious
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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