3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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