if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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