perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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